One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Four big guys.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
