I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
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There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
12 people on Let's Gooooo.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isnβt the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
βEmo cake?β says the baker. βWhat exactly is it?β
Anthony says, βItβs the cake that cuts itself.β
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
Whatβs the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
Theyβre both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if heβs an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
