What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store Never mind
Why do orphans eat cerial without milk? Because thier dad never came home from the store.
If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00 If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also polish you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob and if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is a canadian and polish with blond hair you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob but if you wanted to fuck him up the ass he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at a adult book store
Yo mama so stupid She starved in a grocery store
Ariana Grande was in the store and when she pustest her groecy she said "Thank you, next"
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P
My Dad went for some *MILK* , HE NEVER CAME BACK :)
So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says "tell ya what, spell out "lad" in salad" she spells L A D, Johnny replies "spell "rot" in carrot" she spells R O T, Johnny says "now spell "fuck" in vegetables or fruits" she says "there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits" Johnny exclaims "thats what ive been trying to tell you!"
Grocery stores are like IKEA:you have to assemble the food yourself
if the average male walks 1.7 miles a day then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk
My disabled dad went to the grocery store
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him
Finally he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store?Silly daddy
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when i got out i noticed he was left for bread, i felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this
I saw a disabled person in the super market they was at the vegetable isle
10 years ago my dad went to get milk he said when he got back he was going to tell me a joke. that joke better be worth it
This isn't a joke my dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago he still hasn't returned should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year
what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.
