I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose tell his family he/she was a fruit now he/she's a vegetable at least there still in the produce section
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin the bars...
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
WHat store has the most vegetables... A nursing home
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
