Greeting

Greeting jokes

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    • Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol

    Greeting memes

    Cheese

    • 1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

    2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

    3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

    4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

    5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

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    • Hand

    • I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.

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    • Blackmail

    • At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.

    Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”

    Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”