Greeting jokes
Hi, how are you doing today?
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Heyyyy sistas!
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
what do you see in this picture look carefully im joking just look at the picture happy valentines
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
Hey Aria.
Hi, hello, hello, hello.
Hi, son.
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
Wassup? (DYM 109)
"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."
Hi izz.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
Hi Prince.
Heyy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!