Greeting jokes
Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store?
"Hello Ladies!"
Hi, how are you doing today?
Hey!
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
Hello Steve!
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
Hi, I'm new here.
I'm back, bitches!
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Hi? Bye.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
Hi Manuel.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Yo wsp?
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍