Greeting jokes
Hi, how are you doing today?
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Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
"Knife to meet ya."
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...
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How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!
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Hi 👋, was the day you?
Hellllllllloooooo
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Hi boo!
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Hey Aria.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
Heyyyy sistas!
Hi, hello, hello, hello.
Hi, son.
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Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Wassup? (DYM 109)