Greeting jokes
Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!
Hello explain bear my love 💕💕
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
Good morning.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."