The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane. ( courtesy of my bff)
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
Women be like chivalry is dead then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend. Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, the sharks are not even bothering him! And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
