Courtesy jokes

Nickname

Anonymous · 7 years ago

How do you get Dick from Richard?

You ask nicely.

Chivalry

That guy · 4 years ago

Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.

Lawyer

Anonymous · 10 years ago

Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.

Slavery

help me please im being abused · 2 years ago

The image is divided into two parts. The top part features a child carrying a basket of crops on their head with text overlay that states: "Slavery did not exist in Europe. Africans taught slavery to Europeans." The bottom half shows a group of people with an overlay stating: "Slavery abolished in the West, is still practiced in Africa. Migrants sold as 'slaves' in Libya. 'Selling people becoming a trend among smugglers' (IOM)." There is also a small 'EYE ON AFRICA' label in the lower right corner.

Courtesy memes

Shark

Anonymous · 7 years ago

A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend.

Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."