Courtesy jokes

A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend.

Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."

Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.

I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

How do you get Dick from Richard?

You ask nicely.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

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I'm sorry.

drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!

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Where we treat our patients nicely.

Hi.

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.