You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
Greeting Jokes
Hello there!
Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
How does water say hi?
It waves.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Hi, how are you today?
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
I think you're eggcellent!
Hi, how are you doing today?
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
