Greeting jokes
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
Hello there!
Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
Memes
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
Hi, how are you today?
How does water say hi?
It waves.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
I think you're eggcellent!
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
Hi, how are you doing today?
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...