Greeting jokes
Heyy.
Hey Aria.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Happy new year! 🥳
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
Sup peoples?
Hellllllllloooooo
"Knife to meet you all!"
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!