Greeting jokes
Heyyyyyy!
Hello there!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
How does water say hi?
It waves.
Hi, how are you today?
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
I think you're eggcellent!