Greeting jokes
Heyyyyyy!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
Hey!
Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
How does water say hi?
It waves.
Hi, how are you today?
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
I think you're eggcellent!
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
"Knife to meet ya."
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...