Greeting jokes
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
X: Morning, sunshine!
Y: Oh, yeah. 30 minutes more.
Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
An old man goes to church.
One Sunday morning, an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt, and boots that were very worn and ragged. In his hand, he carried a worn-out old hat and an equally worn-out Bible.
The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city. It was the largest and most beautiful church the old cowboy had ever seen. The people of the congregation were all dressed in expensive clothes and accessories.
As the cowboy took a seat, the others moved away from him. No one greeted, spoke to, or welcomed him. They were all appalled at his appearance and did not attempt to hide it.
As the old cowboy was leaving the church, the preacher approached him and asked the cowboy to do him a favor. "Before you come back in here again, have a talk with God and ask him what he thinks would be appropriate attire for worship."
The old cowboy assured the preacher he would.
The next Sunday, he showed back up for the services wearing the same ragged jeans, shirt, boots, and hat. Once again, he was completely shunned and ignored. The preacher approached the man and said, "I thought I asked you to speak to God before you came back to our church."
"I did," replied the old cowboy.
"If you spoke to God, what did he tell you the proper attire should be for worshiping in here?" asked the preacher.
"Well, sir, God told me that He didn't have a clue what I should wear. He said He'd never been in this church."
Hey Sandy.
what up
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Someone who spends three days in Jara Hotel is as calm as an empty apartment. But I think it hurts. The room is not good. The bathroom is very safe. It might be fun for hours, but it's still good. The bathroom is a child's room, so it is impossible to convert it into a child's room.
The booth I bought was great and perfect for the Weimar location. I really like this breakfast, it doesn't seem too rich or complicated. To be clear, but the first day is different kind of bread I give at a small but beautiful point.
I was also overprotected, this is true, as I had seen other visitors on the day of arrival. Service wars are always big. Greetings from RL-Pfalz. Small hotels are difficult.
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Hi, my name is Jeff.
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."