Greeting jokes
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
I’m back, bitches!
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Clarissa is here with us.
Hi, I hope you’re
Howy sistas
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Sup?
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.