Government jokes
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
What's the difference between Canada and the USA?
In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.
In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Trump, just why?
Yo mama is Obama.