What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
Super Boy from Korea.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
Cruel and unusual punishment.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
