Government jokes
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
King.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
When is Donald Trump?
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.