Government jokes
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Trump, just why?
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!