Fascism jokes
My granddad killed Hitler.
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
Memes
Shitpost master general
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Heil Kyle!
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
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Nosy.
