Fascism jokes
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
My granddad killed Hitler.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
Heil Kyle!
Nosy.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
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Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.
Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.
Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!
Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.
Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.
Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.
Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.
Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?
The Nazis.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
