Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
Government Jokes
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
What did Obama ask Trump?
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Putin's Brain:
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Man, I hate the government.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
