Government jokes
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Man, I hate the government.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
Yo mama is Obama.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.