Government jokes
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
All hail President Trump!
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Why does America have more guns than people?
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?