Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Government Jokes
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
All hail President Trump!
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Why does America have more guns than people?
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
