If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Government Jokes
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
Labor party.
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
He only won the election because of rigging.
82 million votes my ass.
Ask me for proof.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
