Good jokes

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.

"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.

How do you call a very good lemonade?

Fantatastic!

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️

Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?

A: All the good guys are hung.

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...

What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?

You can beat an egg.

My grief counselor died the other day.

He was so good at his job, I don't even care.

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!

Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.