Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Good Jokes
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
