Good jokes

For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.

Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?

Me: I Excel at it.

Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?

Me: Word.

God, you’re having a good day?

Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️

My grief counselor died the other day.

He was so good at his job, I don't even care.

What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?

You can beat an egg.

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.

How do you call a very good lemonade?

Fantatastic!

Like this,

it will give you good luck. See for yourself!

My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.

"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

What do you call a deer with good eyes?

Good ideas.