Good jokes

Do you play COC?

Because it’s a pretty good game.

Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...

The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.

Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.

Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

Why are orphans good at dodge ball?

Because no one misses them.

Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?

He [is a] goy.

Why are Asians good at math?

Because the dog can’t eat their homework.

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.