Good jokes
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...