Good jokes
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.