Good jokes

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Why are orphans good at dodge ball?

Because no one misses them.

Do you play COC?

Because it’s a pretty good game.

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.

Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?

Me: I Excel at it.

Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?

Me: Word.

God, you’re having a good day?

Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️

My grief counselor died the other day.

He was so good at his job, I don't even care.

What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?

You can beat an egg.

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!