Good jokes

Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?

A: All the good guys are hung.

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...

Me: I need a good roast.

My friend: Take me!

Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.

How do you call a very good lemonade?

Fantatastic!

"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."

What do you call a deer with good eyes?

Good ideas.

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.

Like this,

it will give you good luck. See for yourself!

My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.

Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.