Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
Columbine high basketball team will be never good again after they lost their 2 best shooters
Why are good at dodge ball
Because no one misses them
What do you call a deer with good eyes? good ideas
bro is your hairline and your forhead good friends because they go way back
My favorite animal is a cheetah so I hope the jokes are good
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
