Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
Good Jokes
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
