Good jokes
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
There are "nun" good jokes.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."