Good jokes

Like this,

it will give you good luck. See for yourself!

My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.

What do you call a deer with good eyes?

Good ideas.

Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?

A: All the good guys are hung.

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.

Me: I need a good roast.

My friend: Take me!

Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?

You can beat an egg.

"I only eat food on the right of my plate."

"Are you good at eating?"

"I'm alright at eating."

"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.

You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.

How do you call a very good lemonade?

Fantatastic!