Good jokes

Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.

Like this,

it will give you good luck. See for yourself!

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."

You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.

What do you call a deer with good eyes?

Good ideas.

How do you call a very good lemonade?

Fantatastic!

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

Me: I need a good roast.

My friend: Take me!

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.

Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

My grief counselor died the other day.

He was so good at his job, I don't even care.