Good jokes

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

My grief counselor died the other day.

He was so good at his job, I don't even care.

What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?

You can beat an egg.

Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!

Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?

Idiot 2: I don't know why.

Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!

What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!

Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...

The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?

Do you play COC?

Because it’s a pretty good game.

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Why are orphans good at dodge ball?

Because no one misses them.

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!