Good jokes
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
no words
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.