Good jokes

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

Why are orphans good at dodge ball?

Because no one misses them.

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

Me: I need a good roast.

My friend: Take me!

Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!

What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?

You can beat an egg.

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!

Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?

Idiot 2: I don't know why.

Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!

"I only eat food on the right of my plate."

"Are you good at eating?"

"I'm alright at eating."