Good jokes
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Memes
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.
"Give me the good news first," the patient said.
"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."
"That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"I've been trying to reach you for two days."
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.