Fortnite is good (Awesome joke, right?)
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said "lets play a game". so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says "A" little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself "well he might say something like a$$" so the teacher calls on sally. sally say "apple". the teacher says "B" little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though "no he might say something like b!tch". so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says "R" little Johnny raises his hand and say "me me please I really know one". then the teacher thinks to herself "well theres no cuss word that starts with R" so she said "ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R" little Johnny says "a rat!" and the teacher very pleased say "very good Johnny what type of rat" little Johnny says "A big gosh damn mother freaker". sorry I had to edit some word but y'all know what I meant.
Sex is like pizza When it’s hot, it’s great When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good
I’m really good at algebra, I can replace your X without even asking Y
Why don't rappers ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck HIDING when your NAME’S always dropping
For a golfer, tiger woods isn’t very good of a driver
Yo mama is so stupid she thought keeping you was a good idea
bro is your hairline and your forhead good friends because they go way back
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Thought a waitress said to me you're good looking In fact she was asking If I'd like some pudding
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month. I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* mod
Do you play coc?
Because it’s a pretty good game
Why are good at dodge ball
Because no one misses them
Your momma so fat that she was used goods like the Russian tanks
Why Hollywood doesn't make a good Movie about holocausts? because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters
Boss: how good are you at powerpoint? Me: I Excel at it. Boss: Was that a microsoft pun? Me: Word
Columbine high basketball team will be never good again after they lost their 2 best shooters
God You’re having a good day? Me yes beats burning in hell
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested it's factuality-
Well it's been some good years now Haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
