Good jokes

Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...

Good luck, Gwen, with everything!

So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.

The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.

Like this,

it will give you good luck. See for yourself!

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.

You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good rappers always stand out!

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...

What is a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.

Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.

Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.

"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."

How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?

They have a dot in the middle of the head.

This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.

Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.

Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"

Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.

Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.

How to give a good hand job?

Bop it. Pull it. Twist it. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger. You put your left hand in. You put your left hand out. You put your left hand in and shake it all about.

None of you ever touch my penis.

Teacher: What does a pig give you?

Little Johnny: Bacon.

Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?

Little Johnny: Wool.

Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?

Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."

What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?

Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕

Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?

Wife: You have good eyesight.