Good jokes
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
How can you never find a hippo hiding behind a weed?
Because they're so good at it.
Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
Funny things or weird things to say to someone.
Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.
It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!
Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.
Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins.
Lumpy.
Nilly.
Ninty Minty.
and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!
What do painters and prostitutes have in common?
They're both paid for a good finish.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.