Gonna Jokes

what stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy

billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.

If I tell Stephen about these jokes what is he gonna do chase after me he better run fast

Its gonna take a step stool to get a blow

katgod can you get you gf shes messing with me and im gonna hurt soon

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but someone bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

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Little Johnny and his mom were sitting in church one day, when suddenly Johnny said,"Mom I think I'm gonna throw up" Then his mom said, "Go across the field and into the bushes, hopefully no one will see you there". Johnny comes back a minute later and his mom asks,"Did you make it?", then Johnny said,"No, but there was a box by the door that SAID For The Sick"

So you get a new job, and here something about this guy named mike, The next day you go into the office and mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and Rainbows and stuff, then, a co-worker comes up and says "No one told you mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*".

so imagine bulling an orphan so bad they cry and then you say "what are you gonna do tell your parents?"

A catholic school is burning down, one of the priest says: 'SAVE THE CHILDREN, SAVE THEM', an another priest says: F*CK THE CHILDREN, we're gonna die!! The last priest is like: hmmm... do we have time?

Muslims Don't need weed they've got the Koran You burn that sh*t and your gonna get stoned

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When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.

The Flanders Song

God said to Noah, there’s gonna be a floody-floody Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy Get this animals👏out of the arky-arky “Leave me alone”