Gonna Jokes

I can’t wait for collage....5min. Later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself

Your so fat that your gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next in in out just like you parents

son. what is 1plus 1 = dad. i don,t know son. its is 2. dad. oh i was gonna say 2

ONCE THE ALIENS WAS GONNA HAVE A PARTY , THEY HAD TO PLAN-ET

what is the best thing about gay people? They're gay about being gay even though though they're gonna get shot in the USA.Wait that rhymes!!!

Never give up cuz never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say good bye never gonna desert you

Never gonna give you up

What do you call a orphan taking a selfie A family portrait........ You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents

Wait..........

Teacher:here have candy Kid:no I’m too fat Teacher:shut up or I’m gonna fail u *next week* Teacher:ok kids get off the floor and go back to your seats Kid:I’m too fat to get up Teacher:don’t u remember what I said Kid:yep elephants don’t forget

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear "Oi mate talk to me like that again I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle.

you gonna poop someday

you know how girls say i whould have sex with u if u were the last person on earth well whos gonna stop me

If your hot dog taste like a peace of wood who gonna call GHOST MUSTERD

What did one canyon say to the other?

You stay here i'm gonna rise up on ahead

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Man: Could you hold this for me? Kid:Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang!*GUNSHOT* Man:Damnit now who am I gonna put in the van?!

A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably. Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"

Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"

Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"

Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."

Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."

Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"

Demon: "You a smoker?"

Guy: "You better believe it."

Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"

Guy: "Golly"

Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."

Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."

Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."

Guy: "Wow."

Demon: "You like to do drugs?"

Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."

Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"

Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"

Demon: "You gay?"

Guy: "Uh, no."

Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."