Gonna jokes
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Bully: You're gonna die.
Me: Hurry up then.