Gonna jokes

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?

If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!

Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!

I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass... but I’m all out of ass.

Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.

My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.

Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.

Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*

Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^

Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

"You did great!"

"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"

"Nah, that's okay."

"Here's the quarterback."

"You don't want the quarter?"

"No! Quarterback!"

"Huh?"

(Crashes) (screams)

"Yo, sorry 'bout that."

"You think he's gonna be mad?"

"Who? Baldi?"

"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"

(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)

I'm gonna jump to my death.

Don't worry. I won't jump far.

Just off this chair here...

What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?

“I’m gonna cashew!”

Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

God: You're gonna have 2 parents.

Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?