Gonna Jokes

I was gonna make a joke about mexicans but honestly it crosses the line.

Smack an orphan what’s he gonna do... tell his parents

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

Principal: You're being bad im gonna need to call your parents! Orphan: *sits there sadly*

I was gonna tell a rumour about butter but I don’t want to spread it

Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

When I'm bored I like to slap orphans I mean what are they gonna do tell their parents

Bully: You're gonna die. Me: Hurry up then.

dont make fun of the emo kid or he’s gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the suicide squad

I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

One day i was texting my friend on roblox and i made her made her mad. she told me she was gonna kill me. that night she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 pm sharp. but she made sharp in all caps. so i went to the bathroom at pm the next day. now i know what she meant by SHARP on roblox...... she brought a knife and i was in hell by then. like for the next part!