What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common? One of these days, we’re both are gonna be hanging from the ceiling
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant Joke
But it would just Crash And Burn
This Pun is soo bad your gonna PUNch me.
How I Punch my Brother:Wooden Sword How he is it telling Dad:Diomand Sword How hard my Dad is gonna punch me:Warden Punch
Hey man, i was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' 😂😂😂
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
I will be back, im gonna get milk..... Me:....
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke but I forgot it
My friend is gonna release a air strike, there has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
Mom:i was an orphan once,The kid:oh ok idgaf,Mom:and ur gonna be too! :),The kid:ok idga-WAIT WHAT THE FU-
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass.... but I’m all out of ass
Yo everyone! My sis is pregnant😁, I’m gonna be a dad!
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight coz the parants ain't home
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do tell their parents
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp* Teacher: “can I have ur parents signature? It isn’t filled out.” Orphan: “um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....” Teacher: “why?” Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
What do you no when your sad? Kick and orphan! What are they gonna so? Tell their parents?
*The doctor asking why Ive broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
well what am i gonna do now...
Go punch an orphan what are they gonna do tell their parents.
