Gonna Jokes

I can’t wait for collage....5min. Later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself

son. what is 1plus 1 = dad. i don,t know son. its is 2. dad. oh i was gonna say 2

ONCE THE ALIENS WAS GONNA HAVE A PARTY , THEY HAD TO PLAN-ET

what is the best thing about gay people? They're gay about being gay even though though they're gonna get shot in the USA.Wait that rhymes!!!

What did one canyon say to the other?

You stay here i'm gonna rise up on ahead

Never give up cuz never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say good bye never gonna desert you

Never gonna give you up

What do you call a orphan taking a selfie A family portrait........ You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents

Wait..........

you know how girls say i whould have sex with u if u were the last person on earth well whos gonna stop me

Teacher:here have candy Kid:no I’m too fat Teacher:shut up or I’m gonna fail u *next week* Teacher:ok kids get off the floor and go back to your seats Kid:I’m too fat to get up Teacher:don’t u remember what I said Kid:yep elephants don’t forget

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you gonna poop someday

If your hot dog taste like a peace of wood who gonna call GHOST MUSTERD

Man: Could you hold this for me? Kid:Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang!*GUNSHOT* Man:Damnit now who am I gonna put in the van?!

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol