Gonna jokes
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Memes
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!