The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. š¹
Gonna Jokes
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Iām gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
From now on, weāre gonna call shitting the bed an āAmber Alert.ā
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
Iāll always remember my fatherās last words: āIām gonna sleep for a little.ā
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I canāt."
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
The only thing running in THIS familyās your big ass mouth! Oh, Iād better shut up, or Big Berthaās gonna confuse my head for a burger!
