Gonna jokes
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Memes
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."