Gonna jokes
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
History meme for y’all
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).