Gonna jokes
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
History meme for y’all
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.