Gonna

Gonna jokes

Superbowl

The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹

Ass

Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!

TONIGHT

FOR FUN

YEAH YEAH YEAH

Shooting

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

Memes

Rock

Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?

It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!

Orphanage

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

Alert

From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an ā€œAmber Alert.ā€

Billboard

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

Shit

What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Birthday

My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!

Mom

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

Cop

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).

Word

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: ā€œI’m gonna sleep for a little.ā€

Girl

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

Stephen

If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!

Hurricane

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!

Mouth

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!