Gonna Jokes

From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanges. Well, I LMAOed I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Natyourcheese.

Natyourcheese who?

Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

Like if its true

A person stands next to a grill with a large flame coming out of it. The text reads: "When you know what you're about to say is gonna cause a shit storm, but you say it anyway."

It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.

Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”

If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!

Two natives sit in the bar getting shit faced. Almost closing time brother you gonna snag yeah I'm taking her home he walks over she gathers her things. Walking out together he takes her to his car outback they stay messing around then start having sex he starts to get carried away he looks at down at her she looks up at him and says slow down cousin your going to fast...

Little Johnny and his mom were sitting in church one day, when suddenly Johnny said,"Mom I think I'm gonna throw up" Then his mom said, "Go across the field and into the bushes, hopefully no one will see you there". Johnny comes back a minute later and his mom asks,"Did you make it?", then Johnny said,"No, but there was a box by the door that SAID For The Sick"

So you get a new job, and here something about this guy named mike, The next day you go into the office and mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and Rainbows and stuff, then, a co-worker comes up and says "No one told you mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*".

so imagine bulling an orphan so bad they cry and then you say "what are you gonna do tell your parents?"

A catholic school is burning down, one of the priest says: 'SAVE THE CHILDREN, SAVE THEM', an another priest says: F*CK THE CHILDREN, we're gonna die!! The last priest is like: hmmm... do we have time?

Muslims Don't need weed they've got the Koran You burn that sh*t and your gonna get stoned

An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country”. The Asian man says “I’m here travelling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of friend rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong

When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”