Gonna jokes
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Bully: You're gonna die.
Me: Hurry up then.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
I'm gonna jump to my death.
Don't worry. I won't jump far.
Just off this chair here...
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...