Your hairline goes back to the first century
your hairline goes so far back your dad dint leave
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
