Goes jokes
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.