Goes jokes
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Boss: Have a good day.
Me: *goes home*
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.