Boss: Have a good day.
Me: *goes home*
Goes Jokes
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
