Goes jokes
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Boss: Have a good day.
Me: *goes home*
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔