Goes jokes
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
Memes
when the weekend goes by to fast
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.