Goes jokes

I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼

A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.

He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.

When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"

Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣

What goes up but doesn't come down?

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

Boss: Have a good day.

Me: *goes home*

How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?

The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."

The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"

The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."

Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.

Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.