What goes up but doesn't come down
Your hairline is so bad it goes back in time
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! ðŸ˜ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said i love you
Is it just me or can I see the Roman Empire.... From how far back your hairline goes
your hairline goes so far back that it looks like will smith slapped it
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour
