What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
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Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
What goes up but doesn't come down?
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
