Goes jokes
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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