Goes jokes
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Memes
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔