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Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
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After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
My brother goes into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey." The bartender says, "That's a lot of alcohol." My brother says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender said, "Let me buy you a drink." My brother said, "No, this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth."