Goes jokes

What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?

"Pop Goes the Weasel."

A pair of Newfies decide to visit Toronto. They drive through Nova Scotia, through New Brunswick, through Montréal, Kingston, Oshawa... then they see a sign that says "Toronto Left", so they turn back around and go home.

Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."

your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.

Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!

Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.

Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.

So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!

My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.