Goes jokes
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."