Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used too, but don't anymore.
Person: why'd you stop?
Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
Sunday was a sad day but yesterday was a sadderday
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up and I'll see you on Monday
The teacher asked,"why are you in school on a saturday?" I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
Sunday Monday Tuesday What The Fuck Saturday
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
FRIday
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
We Spend The Weekend Getting The POOP OUT!
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Guess what are my plans for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
Why did the flamingo cross the road
Because it was the chickens day off
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside. Thankfully I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
why do orphans hate Fridays? family movie night
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on called a day off?
In the bible it says Jesus died for our sins but he came back to life so what did he sacrifice? Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake. She died the next weekend.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he get a hole in one.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they're conjoined twins.
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend. Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, the sharks are not even bothering him! And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
