Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used too, but don't anymore.
Person: why'd you stop?
Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
Sunday was a sad day but yesterday was a sadderday
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up and I'll see you on Monday
The teacher asked,"why are you in school on a saturday?" I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
Sunday Monday Tuesday What The Fuck Saturday
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
FRIday
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they're conjoined twins.
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
We Spend The Weekend Getting The POOP OUT!
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Why did the flamingo cross the road
Because it was the chickens day off
Guess what are my plans for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
In kindergarten we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words. Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit"
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside. Thankfully I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
why do orphans hate Fridays? family movie night
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on called a day off?
