what goes up must come down apart from mr vyse
What goes up but never comes down? Water in Australia
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he's sitting the the doctor's office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "well, at least I don't have cancer."
why r vaginas and the Mariana trench similar lots of seamen goes missing there
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?
my friend: Chunky dunks
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest "Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired"
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
what's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
a frog in a blender
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
What does a spy do when he's cold? He goes under cover.
A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?" The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore."
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
your hairline goes all the way back to when burger king was a burger prince
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehed.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says who the fucks be fucking my wife the room goes silent, the guy in the back finishes his beer and says you ain't got enough bullets.
A Vampire goes to the Bakery:
Vampire🧛♂️: „One Bun please.“
Bäcker👩🍳: „But you're Vampire, don't you need blood 🩸 ?“
Vampir🧛♂️: „Yes, there is an accident outside and i need something to dip“
Who goes to a comedian show and get's offended
A feminist
