My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
What did the Bull say to his son when he was going of to school? BISON!!!!
I was going to tell a 9 11 joke but it was really plane
If you have anger problems hit an Orphan bc who they going to tell not their parents
Dad: ok son if you fail this test your no longer my child ok Son: ok dad AFTER TEST Dad: hay son how'd the test go? Son: son?
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. last time she just let it go.
My frien liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? Do you want to go home.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
Bro.. tampons look like sperms and they go up your coochie
me: i have depression
someone: u should get out more! go outside
me: *goes to the beach* now its a tropical depression
me: im home ma heres her with a new dad her: go hang wit someone :me gets the noose goes to fav tree i love you ma 🙂
girl: hey. orphan; hi girl; wanna be friends? orphan: sure girl:ok and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over
when you get mad just punch a orphan who are they going to tell their mom
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? - Because there cookies are homemade
Where would a snowman ☃️ go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
