Orphan Baseball

  • Why can't orphans play baseball?

    They can't go to home plate.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, smart guy. Orphans can't go to home plate because they ain't got no home! Get it? You probably don't even know how baseball works. You're the type of dude to strike out looking, thinking the pitcher is gonna throw you a softball. Sad!

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