Listen my brother's , if you see a photo of her with a another person
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang(hangout) but they took it too literal
why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire? Cuz he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
why did a mexican go to home depot? because he thought it said "home deport"
Hey guys, I just wanna say I say what happened to Kanye, he is one of my favorite rappers and heβs going through a hard time. I donβt see why people canβt just spread love and kindness like meπ
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said, I completely support him and I donβt understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships-Collin Kaepernick
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom,I checked inside her ham sandwich and there was fresh drugs.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries. A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, βAre you going to hate yourself in the morning?β She said, βNo, I hate myself now.β β Rodney Dangerfield
gramma:when we go to a wedding whispers ur next
at a funeral iwhisper ur next
Hey reaper!!! Where are you going?? "I finished my job" What about me?-
My cousinβs friend spelled βrasistβ wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousinβs friend is βGo to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.β
Whatβs the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
I see 2 fighting with 3, 'what's going on?' I ask. 5 responds: The numbers are moving on up.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
What do u call a autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheel chair hot wheels
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim and they had no life jackets. Doo Da suddenly started yelling, " I got one boys! '' as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way to large for him to get onto the boat and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock, but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da. Upon arriving at her house, they did rock paper scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell, again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, " I've been trying to call Doo Da and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, " We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we morn Doo Da today.''
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died
2) Where did all the orphans go!
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
a kid told me to go get a dad so I punched the kid he went to tell his parents oh wait he can't cause hes an orphan and orphans have no parents
If u look at this joke you going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow
