A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
my dad wet to go get milk
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
how do you make a emo jump (tell him to go the i roof)
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
