Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
why did sally fall off the swing... she had no arms why did joe get hit by a bus... sally was driving it where did sally go during the bombing... everywhere
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
