Why do orphans say go big or go home So that way they feel important
What do you call a group of children who go on strike? A minor's strike.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man
Who come when a orphan gets married, they are allowed back in family restaurants but when i go in alone I'm not allowed. I have some parents for god's sake
Im going to burn Braden Mitchell kniffens house down 😐
U so ugly thats why me and your hairline go far back
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there she made the whole earth go back to the ice age
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go uh uh uh uh uh uh
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
Aren't you going back home now? No I am going back home
Adam and eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?" Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." so adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?" God says, " You are what you are." Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, even time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
me: i have depression
someone: u should get out more! go outside
me: *goes to the beach* now its a tropical depression
I asked my dog this morning how her weeks been going- she said "ruff". I feel her you know? I feel her.
Teacher- "I'll call your mother" Orphan- "go on, see if she picks up
I love making jokes about orphans!!!! What are they going to do tell their parents!!
why cant dwafs go to space because nasa is not sending monkes into space anymore.
I was going to post a kobe briant joke but the site crashed
A woman was sitting alone at a bar and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sadly. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time she burst open her bedroom door and she said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand and a 12 inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants and came on your curtains. It's been fun!