Go jokes
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Two sentence horror stories go.
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
I took a plane to go see my hairline.