Go jokes
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
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If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.