New Go Jokes - Page 22 - Worst Jokes Ever

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

Jake: Can I go outside?

Mom: Did you clean your room?

Jake: No.

Mom: Then f*ck no.

Jake: Alright, bet.

(Brother named No)

I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.

I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

your forehead and your hairline must be great freinds cuz they go way back

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?

"Go to HELLakbar!"

If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.

All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.

We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.

Go touch some grass, bro.

Where did George go?

Washington, D.C.

Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.

I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.

When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.

Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!

Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J!" Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter "go buy yourself something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice!" They both look at Craig as he pulls out a letter. Craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THEIR BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throws down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"