How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Why cant a orghphen play baseball? ________________________________cus they cant go home
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
Bully: have u ever heard of a brain
Stupid kid:no
Bully: u should go get one
Stupid kid: wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. he says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave. the poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip
because it required a parents signature
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist? Just take out his brain and there you go!
Nun going down a water shoot? Never felt so wet in all her life.
my dad wet to go get milk
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing!!! Tomorrow I am going to six flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR day!!!!!! Woohooo!!!!
next time u see a Brit, go up to them and say:
Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston'
Bro.. tampons look like sperms and they go up your coochie
You know I like my girls how I like my 9/11. Two twins that go down easy
I once told an orphan to go big or go home, he replied I can't get home it got bombed
how do you make a emo jump (tell him to go the i roof)
the gay kid tried to shoot up the school but his shots would not go straight
Your arms are open They stretch towards me Reaching, grabbing, pulling me Surrounding me Drowning me in my helplessness Time standing still, inside here Looking through windows, time passing by Let me go, will ya
