When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
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Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
Which sex position produces the ugliest children?
Go ask your mother.
