Give jokes

I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.

I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

2 7 73 53.

I'll give you time, figure it out.

Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?

Orphan: I don't know what you mean.

Me: There is no one to give a present.

Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

What do you call an orphan who likes football?

Because someone will actually give him something.

Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?

Because there is no home button.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...

I was two tired.

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"