Give jokes
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
I give homework.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"