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The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
I give homework.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.