Give jokes
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Memes
That do be me though
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
I give homework.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.