Earlier that day.. Mars:Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns Mission on space Mars:Moon?You okay? Moon:... Mars:Moon come on! Stop SPACING out! *Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Q:why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water? A:because it gives her more work!
I woke up one night to a strange noise and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents room. I looked inside and counted, ok one two three finger men and my mom so nothing out of the ordinary so then I checked my sisters room. And I counted 4 other women in the room but then I realized that he sound was coming from right in front of me it was my dad giving me a bj the whole time.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal. I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did it caused me to lose 4 inches.
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What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they arn't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! lol
Me:Spell icup My Friend:i see you pee Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!! My Friend:Oh hehe O-O
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one 🤣🤣
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
Hey! give me my Nickelback!
I met him once but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
How do you win an argument against an emo kid? Give him a gun he'll just shot himself