Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Morbid Storage Sale
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is based on the double meaning of "morbid". It sounds like "more bids", which you get at an auction or sale. Get it? You probably don't since you are reading my explanation. Fun fact about you: People born in the same month as you are 3 times more likely to develop a certain disease.