"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes.
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man better than another heterosexual man? experience
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison
Like this post to have give someone you hate bad luck
what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
showing them the ropes.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
What do you do when life gives you lemons Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist.🙂💊💉
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
Why Couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
Build a man a fire he will be warm for a day, give him some tfox March and he will on fire
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging
Doctor: Madam, Your Husband Needs Rest And Peace So Here Are Some Sleeping Pills.
Wife: Doctor, When Should I Give Them To Him?
Doctor: They Are For You.!!
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
