Give Jokes

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.

Like this post to have give someone you hate bad luck

what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

showing them the ropes.

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

What do you do when life gives you lemons Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist.🙂💊💉

Why Couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?

Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning

If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people

A teacher asked his students a math question.

"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

"One dollar!" she said.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.

An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging

When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A

Doctor: Madam, Your Husband Needs Rest And Peace So Here Are Some Sleeping Pills.

Wife: Doctor, When Should I Give Them To Him?

Doctor: They Are For You.!!

Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all

[God creating spiders] God: make it have 8 legs Angel: ok? bit excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down and li- God: give it a butt rope