So my brother said we should start a band and I said I already had a band...so I gave him my band and said he was talking about music and I said well I do have a trum-bone ;)
[God creating spiders] God: make it have 8 legs Angel: ok? bit excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down and li- God: give it a butt rope
I got detention for giving a emo kid a happy meal
Its the season of giving, So ill be giving up!
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob? the gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole
Why do vegetarians give a anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at a adult book store because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat
i bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me ill give him 1000 dollars he said deal and i went upstairs
i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said "Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!" I said "No" and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed "Important game" and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! 😡😡
What's worse than failed attempted suicide? The pity looks people gives you and people keeps u away from 'dangerous' things
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten-tickles.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has giving him a brojob? because of the cream filling inside just like the individually wrapped cakes of hostess twinkies
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.
How to kill a blind person. Give them a gun and tell them its a hairdryer.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊
A woman comes to the doctor and tells her ‘doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day, what should I give him?’ The doctor says ‘my number’
