Girlfriend jokes
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What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
You will never have a girlfriend.
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.