Girl Jokes

Why did the guy run because the girl ripped is penis off

Your mum gay lol

How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?

By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddybeer.

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Girls locker room: Oh my god, Becky,
coach is soo hot, hey did you get a new bra?
Ashley, wanna establish communism?
Boys locker room:
A

what do gay girls order in a bar

pussy juice

Gay person to girl:what’s your favourite planet Girl:penus-(penis)(venus),and what is yours? Gay person: what else, its Your Anus(uranus)😅

I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!

So i ment up to a Australia girls she look like 20 and i said can i have you phone number sweet heart she saod 696969 i said oh habha ok a few days later her mother called me and said she 15

a man came up to a girl a bout to jump off a cliff the man said why she then replies their are many monster in this world and i am one of them.

Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance

Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight year old girl then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture and train her as a suicide bomber

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book? You look at the emo girl and say "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes. When she got the puppy, he was nice. But the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually the parents got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food you know.” The parents only answered with “oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy..he won’t need feeding for years.”

If some girls are vegan then why do they suck dick?

Sweet victory fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded! Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls and the NFL was one of them

What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl? If you slick her hair back she looks 10.

Here is funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo cause you know girls and hair, when she went to sqeez it out it came oil, tooth past, chicken breast, barf, and oniouns! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY when she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it agian! Later!