"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
Girl Jokes
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
