Girl jokes
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Memes
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*