Girl jokes

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

What has only one sense of style?

An emo girl.

I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.

I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

Women’s rights *bazinga!*

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

They both only change their pads after every third period!