Girl jokes
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
My face when one of the boys gets off for his girl
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.