Girl jokes
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
Memes
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.