Girl jokes
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
Memes
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.