Girl jokes

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."

My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

They both only change their pads after every third period!

How do you turn a cat into a fish?

Tell your girl not to wash down there.

Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅

Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿

What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?

At least the mountain has two hills.

Women’s rights *bazinga!*

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)

Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.

Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?

Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.