Girl jokes
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Memes
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.