Girl jokes

"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."

Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.

Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.

Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.

What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.

I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.

My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"

Me: "Your mom gay lol."

My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."

You: "Your mom gay lol."

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

What has only one sense of style?

An emo girl.

I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.

Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.

I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.