Girl jokes
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Who wants to be my boyfriend?