There are 4 people on a airplane and the pilot has a heart attack and dies the plane is going down and there are also only 3 parachutes so the guy who knows how to cure cancer says I’m jumping I can save many lives the the 46 president joe Biden says I’m take ing the 2 one so there is only one left Donald trump says to the 7 year old girl I have lived a long life u an take the next one so the little girl says that’s ok the 46 president took my back pack.lol
The Bigfoots had a campfire one Bigfoot Asked what sould we roast next the other Repiled maybe a penis and a girl 👩🏻
Girl Dad where are you Dad I went to go get. Milk Girl but we have milk Dad I know I just don't love you
Jump in the cadillac girl lets put some miles on it
I like this Russian girl but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka
a girl named ranch went to the store, and stayed there why? because she was ranched ;)
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
When your mum sold you on eBay of £2 pound for girls stripper
What’s the difference against mountain and ur girl
Atleast the moutain has 2 hill
I hope death is a girl that way it'll never come for me.
Had an amazing night with this girl woke up and it was my aunt now I’m inlove
I said i was going to my flat i really meant ya girl
when your girl friend saids it is to small you say just enjoy the small thing.
Women’s rights *bazzinga*
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have common? They both only change their pads after every third period!
what has only on sense of style
an emo girl