So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her so she said ̈stop horsing around ̈
Get it horse-ing
Hey girl are you an orphan? Oh that’s right I’m your daddy.
Why did hellen hate when her dad yelled at her.
Oh wait she didn’t know🤣🤣
A woman once didn't return home for the night and the next morning when she arrived home her husband started questioning her about where has she been. She lied saying she slept at one of her friends. The man proceeded to call all her friends all of which denied her sleeping at them the previous night.
Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning his wife started questioning him and he lied saying he slept at a friend. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at them the previous night and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!
What do call a girl with no legs...Sarah What do you call an olympic gold medalist skiing... not Sarah
Who’s the hottest girl in the world? Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun
how do you make a blind girl smile... leave the plunger in the toilet
Prince do u love that girl gwen more than me! Remember when u where at my house
Girls are like roller coasters the faster you go the louder they scream.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
If a girl says no twice 🤔. Mathematically that’s a yes , so you’re good to go
You know how Joe Biden is happy When he is rubbing a little girls shoulders and eating ice cream.