Girl jokes
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Face-Timing My Girlfriend:
"Hey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick!" *shows muscle*
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
😂😂😂😂
I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
My dishwasher is broke.
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"