Girl jokes
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
14 girls asked me to go out today!
I was in the ladies' toilets...
Girls be like
Girl: "Dad."
Dad: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I am a prostitute."
Dad: "Yes."
Woman 2: "Dad."
Dad: "Right?"
Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."
Father: "God, do you love children?"
Boy: "Yes..."
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?