Girl jokes
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."