What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
girl ... you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror it shattered : more than your relationship.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
what hits the ground first a apple or a emo girl..... the rope would catch her
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first? The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”
What do you to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her? Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone
