Girl jokes

Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

A guy and his girl just finished making love.

Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.

Birthday girl: Oh wow!

Parent: Anyone missing?

Birthday girl: Your parents.

DARK ALERT********

A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.

DARK ALERT********

Delyla is a bitch.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-

"I like ya cut, G."

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."

Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."

An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?

The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

What do you call a girl furry?

A pussy cat.

Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?

Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair, she looks 15.