Girl jokes

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair, she looks 15.

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

What do you call a girl furry?

A pussy cat.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?

The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?

The rope would catch her.

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-

"I like ya cut, G."

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.