Girl jokes
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Delyla is a bitch.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.