Girl jokes

Delyla is a bitch.

A guy and his girl just finished making love.

Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?

The rope would catch her.

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?

The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."

Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair, she looks 15.

"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.

I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."