Girl jokes

Delyla is a bitch.

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

A guy and his girl just finished making love.

Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.

Birthday girl: Oh wow!

Parent: Anyone missing?

Birthday girl: Your parents.

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?

The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?

The rope would catch her.

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-

"I like ya cut, G."

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."

Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."

What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?

They can’t say no.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.

I want my first time to be special.