Girl jokes
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Memes
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********