Girl jokes

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.

What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.

My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.

My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."

Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?

Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.

I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.

There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.

you.

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

What’s worse than a girl getting a period?

A boy getting a period.

A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.

Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.

The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"

He says, "No."

She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."

I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.

...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.

I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"

Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.

In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?

Why are girls and rocks so alike?

If they're flat, they get skipped.

An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.