Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
Girl Jokes
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-
"I like ya cut, G."
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
