Girl jokes

An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?

The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?

The rope would catch her.

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-

"I like ya cut, G."

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.

Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.

I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.

What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.

Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?

Time to get in trouble!

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?

They like to bone a petite.

The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."

He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."

What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?

They both come with a toy.