Girl jokes
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.