Girl jokes

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"

Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.

A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.

Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.

Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?

They like to bone a petite.

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"

Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.

...

I guess her rubber broke too.

What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?

Time to get in trouble!

What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?

A cutting board.

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?

By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.